Michael Jordan // Pot Roast Princess
taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

taylordswift:

nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

The trio from NoragamiYato, Yukine&Hiyori.
Requested by amamiyaa.

monkeyscandance:

More silly doodles from my twitter!

titytwochainz:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

this is such a doodoo post. dicks get hard for no reason. my dick is hard when i wake up. when i hold my pee for too long. when i cough hard. when the got damn wind blow. so many things you coulda said and it was make my dick hard. lola bunny used to get my dick hard and she a got damn cartoon bunny.

casaeroticas:

zaynbini:

whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing

they’re never as awed as they should be tbh

#i just stare at them and wonder why they don’t care 

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

casless:

watchtheskytonight:

smaugs-gold:

mycroft-queenofcake:

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ESTABAN LOOKED LIKE IN REAL LIFE CAUSE ON THE SHOW HE ALWAY S LOOKS LIKE THIS

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OH MY HOLY FUCK NOT ANOTHER LIFE RUINER

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vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

remusdear:

judgemilkman:

mrtwentington:

of all the princesses we met at Disney Aurora was the best for two solid reasons. First she recognized Stephen’s keyblade necklace and said “is that a key? I know someone who has something like that his name’s Sora. How did you get it so small? Did my fairy godmothers shrink it? They’re always doing that” Then we told her about the stepsisters in the parade trying to marry one of us and she said “Cinderella loves her sisters dearly but they’re always like that with my Prince Phillip I have to tell them that he’s spoken for.” And Stephen said “yeah well they’re not getting my prince charming!” so Aurora replied “that’s good you protect him! You princes deserve each other!”

Perfect princess.

perfect princess is perfect

remusdear:

judgemilkman:

mrtwentington:

of all the princesses we met at Disney Aurora was the best for two solid reasons. First she recognized Stephen’s keyblade necklace and said “is that a key? I know someone who has something like that his name’s Sora. How did you get it so small? Did my fairy godmothers shrink it? They’re always doing that” Then we told her about the stepsisters in the parade trying to marry one of us and she said “Cinderella loves her sisters dearly but they’re always like that with my Prince Phillip I have to tell them that he’s spoken for.” And Stephen said “yeah well they’re not getting my prince charming!” so Aurora replied “that’s good you protect him! You princes deserve each other!”

Perfect princess.

perfect princess is perfect